Hot Baker

Don't feel like lifting a finger today? Is that pile of laundry building up ? Those dishes beside the sink starting to stink a little ? And oh god what about all that baking that won't do itself? Worry not ! For one day only we have the product for you. 

You'd be a fool to miss out on this ;) 

Product description; 

• Tall (6ft 2)
• Dark
• Handsome 
• Well behaved
• Cooks breakfast
• Washes dishes 
• Blue eyes